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The Ninja Pencil

Deadly with crayons

Name:
ninja_pencil
Birthdate:
1 April
Chris likes to talk about himself in the third person, pretending he's successful enough to have somebody else write his bio.

Writist, Arter, Toonist and Ninja, he could be likened to a Swiss Army Knife: Many different blades flailing in many directions, each one extremely novel and cool, but most ultimately useless.



Testimonials
There's never a ninja around when you need one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh crap, if only I had a ninja to get me out of this mess.
General Custer, Little Bighorn

There's only one thing better than fried chicken, drugs and singin' the blues: Ninjas.
Jim Morrison, the Whiskey a Go-Go



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